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Apr 2Liked by Franklin Einspruch

You almost had me!

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Apr 2·edited Apr 2Liked by Franklin Einspruch

“God help us if he actually knew how to make anything,” said a spokesperson for the museum."

Unfortunately well deserved spoof. Nice work!

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Apr 5Liked by Franklin Einspruch

So funny ! Thank you for bringing a smile

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Apr 2Liked by Franklin Einspruch

I didn't question the outrageousness of your post until you mentioned January 6th, then I realized in was 4/1. I was almost ready to recheck the news not having seen any mention of the story. This is how far we have come, or gone!

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Apr 2Liked by Franklin Einspruch

Borderline satire. I too took it as a real incident, which made me mad as hell. Then I knew at the end I'd been had. I sort of grieve that it's become difficult to recognize humor.

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Apr 2·edited Apr 2Liked by Franklin Einspruch

You totally had me. Then I noticed tha date and scrolled to the end. (But hadn't noticed the tiny footnote number). But scarily not so funny to me, as I have a dear friend who is a docent, but visiting Jerusalem just now. And others,, like James... I would never want to geive this idea to anyone. But wickedly deserved. I took myself off Hyperallergic's mailing list after their reaction to OCt. 7. Can't say that I've missed it. And my blood pressure is improved.

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Apr 2Liked by Franklin Einspruch

It may not matter to you, but however in poor taste the Hyperallergic post might have been that you were reacting to, this was a legitimately scary headline to get in my inbox as a Jewish Manhattanite. I get that you were trying to poke fun at that publication but this was a really jerky thing to do. It’s too serious and too real a threat for a joke and, as a reader nearby that museum, too serious and real for April Fools to register immediately. This was a serious miss; you’ve lost me as a subscriber and reader.

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I assume that building is Gilded Age nouveau chateau architecture, and I presume the connection is to something the Rothschilds may have lived in, but it still seems a little mannered or precious.

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If only wars could be waged as theatre--thoughtful, revealing, embracing both passion and the relative restraint of performance, we would all be better off.

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